THE ULTIMATE

JUNIOR TROLL

The market trolls. Junior Troll remembers.

Junior Troll - The Face

Thou shalt not sell the first red candle.

APE IN NOW
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THE ORIGIN OF THE TROLL

Junior Troll was born from a single, innocent moment. A young boy took a photo of himself, pulling a goofy, awkward smile — the kind of expression you make without thinking. The internet did the rest. That face became instantly recognizable, resembling the legendary troll expressions that have lived across memes, forums, and comment sections for years.

What started as a harmless selfie turned into a symbol.

In crypto, that symbol represents something painfully familiar: panic, impatience, and emotional trading.

Junior Troll is a meme project created to reflect, document, and laugh at the behavior that ruins more portfolios than any rug ever could — selling at the slightest dip.

THE TROLL COMMANDMENTS:

  • 1. THOU SHALT NOT PAPER HAND
  • 2. TROLL THE JEETERS
  • 3. HOLD FOR THE LOLS
  • 4. PROBLEM, OFFICER?

STOP JUNIOR TROLLIN. DIAMOND HANDS ONLY.

NO JUNIOR TROLL ZONEWAGMITO THE MOON

TEST YOUR HANDS

Think you got diamond hands? Prove it. Exit too early and you're a certified junior Troll. Exit too late and you're a bagholder. Perfect timing = wagmi.

JUNIOR TROLL FLIGHT SCHOOL

Exit too early = Trolled. Exit too late = Rekt. Perfect timing = Moon.

SIMULATION ONLY. NO REAL MONEY.